1. Waking at 4:15 am has its plusses.
2. Yoga is the answer.
3. Massage is a right.
4. College shopping with a 17-year old for 3 hours burns calories.
5. Boys takes just as long to buy jeans as girls.
6. Popcorn cracks your teeth.
7. Cancelling your dental insurance is a bad idea.
8. When your buttons get pushed, turn yourself off.
9. Giving away furniture is a gift to yourself.
10. You can never go to bed too early.