Thursday, August 22, 2013

Blue Like Me

My face is an interesting shade of dark blue. The bruising has now spread to my upper cheeks. Every morning I wake up to discover a new face in the mirror, feeling as though I'm living an existential nightmare.

Just like Kermit admitted it wasn't easy being green, it's not easy having a blue face. Maybe if the rest of me were blue it wouldn't be so bad. If I could put a scarf around my head and face, I would actually look pretty good since my eyes appear beautifully made up. But I'm not good would scarf-tying, and I'd hate to have it unravel while I'm driving.


Ronni Gordon said...

I got blue twice, both on the whole left side of my face, after I fell first while jogging and then while biking. I don't know who gets the biggest klutz award.

Ronni Gordon said...

I got totally blue but only on the left side of my face after falling while jogging and then falling off my bike. I think we are tied for the biggest klutz award.