I went to the hair salon yesterday, the one in my bathroom where I'm the stylist. My first thought upon rinsing out the dye billed as "light reddish chestnut" was of a certain woodpecker named Woody. My new hair color wasn't subtle, it was RED. I also gave myself a mulletectomy.
This picture doesn't capture my new look as an Irish Setter. That's me in the middle, flanked by my faithful Bouviers de Flandres, Turbo (left) and Asta (right). Woof.